Well, I have returned. If I have any fans left out there in Internet land...REACT TO ME. I know it has been forever since I have posted, but so many things have happened in my life it is crazy, and I work for a living! All that aside, let's blog!
So, Obama picks Joe Biden. Wow, what a lame choice on so many different levels. Where to begin, age maybe? Hey Joe, McCain called and said you look old and your hair looks bad. Just a thought Joe, tighten up the lettuce. Dude has been a senator since I was 5 years old. He has been suckling from the government teat so long, that we could only wish he had become lactose intolerant. I am sure that Obama picked him to have the appearance of a well balanced and experienced ticket. I am telling you from Jesters perspective, dude is a bad choice. Anyone besides me remmber the whole plagiarism incident from his law school paper?
So, what a week we have had in Denver so far eh? We have heard from Michelle Obama, Hillary and Bill Clinton, some weak players and Thurston Howell III himself: John Kerry. Hill came out sporting an orange color pants suit, I can only assume it was giving props to the old throw back Denver Bronco/Orange Crush jersey days. I am so amazed that so many of the politicians today speak so monotone. Anyway- good speech, poor delivery, no unity. Bill...what to say? He was eyeing the crowd looking for talent to be pulled backstage by security for "relations and debauchery" ala Vince Neil and Tommy Lee back in the Motley Crue days. John Kerry had nothing new to add, just thank the Good Lord above that Lovey/Teresa had a Heinz ketchup-covered-cannoli stuffed in her pie hole so we didn't have to hear her noise.
So McCain will name his running mate as early as tomorrow. I don't think it will make a difference who he names, he is going to get trounced in the election. The only one I can think of that might make a difference for McCain is Bobby Jindal. He could bring the young vote out. Otherwise McCain is strictly the blue blood country club candidate, not my guy!
Okay, I will close with this. Did anyone see Larry King last Friday Aug 22, 2008? I can only hope you did. The national media was anxiously awaiting to hear who Obama had chosen for his running mate and were going to hear via Obama's text message. It was obvious that Larry had absolutely no idea what text message technology was all about, so he asks the following question..."so, I have signed up for this text message, and let's say my name is Oscar (by this time I am laughing out loud and trying to get my wife to listen to this idiot) what keeps me from calling CNN when I get the text message and breaking the story myself?" At this point, Candy Crowley has this deer-in-the-headlights look and thinking to herself, "why does this brain-numbed shoulder-surgery-needing nerd/geek/moron/etc have his own show and I am forced to follow Bill Clinton around and fight off his weekly advances?" She then had to explain the technology to poor Larry that everyone that had signed up for the text (including virtually everyone at CNN with the exception of Larry King/Oscar)will receive it at the same time. It does make one wonder if Larry uses the name Oscar when picking up the ladies.
All right, I am spent. As I said earlier...REACT TO ME.
Jester out!!!
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"Dude has been a senator since I was 5 years old. He has been suckling from the government teat so long, that we could only wish he had become lactose intolerant."
ROFL....great stuff, honey, great stuff!! Love you!!
Hmmm...
I agree with you that Biden is a poor choice. He totally negates the "change" that Obama is trying to push. Which isn't really change at all, but the same BS the Liberal side of life has been pushing all along. He proved it with his VP choice.
I'm not sure McCain's going to get trounced. I think there are too many people out there who don't trust Obama.
As much as I don't like McCain's stance on some things...I can't vote for Obama and I can't NOT vote. (My dad always said, "If you don't vote, don't complain.") I don't know much about the "Issues" out there. I'm the first to admit it. Then I heard about the abortion law in Obama's state. The one about not letting an abortion survivor receive medical care, but just let the baby die instead.
I made a decision. If for that one issue alone, I make my choice, then my choice has to be McCain.
If Obama wins, he wins, and I won't be among his voters. I'm praying that God will put HIS man in office. A Godly man. If that ends up being Obama, then, well, God's wiser than I ... but at least I won't have voted him in. I like my country too much to vote for him...
Gotta say I'm with Comfy Denim on this one. No, McCain is not ideal, although his choice for VP rocks my political world. (I'm lovin' Palin!) But when it comes right down to it, I gotta vote the platform if not the candidate. I have to choose AGAINST the pro abortion, anti homeschooling, pro government tentacles in everything you say,do or breathe. No, maybe there is no one to really vote for.. (save Palin) but there is definately something to vote against.
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